Allow me to put on my skepticles

For Halloween several years in a row, I would put mascara and lipstick on and I’d come to the door in my grandma’s furs and necklaces, and they’d be like, ‘Oh honey, what are you?’ And I’d be like, ‘Uh, I’m a fancy lady!’ I didn’t understand why people didn’t know what that was!

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jennifer morrison   

ilanawexler:

Hack into Broad City | Epcot of Cereal

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Broad City   best friends having video chats about cereal   :')   

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

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veep   

What kind of girl are you? Tougher than that.

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awww ravenclaw colours *heart eyes*   allison argent   teen wolf   
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interiors   

burgertv:

Let’s see YOUR “everything’s okay face” - S3xE07

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Bob's Burgers   
I heard you guys finally got Netflix! Welcome to the, how do you say, 21st century?

sacré BOOOOOOOOOO

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bjhunnicutts   I've got mail!   

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

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aww this is the cutest cutie to ever cute   take care little buddy   tw: scars   animals   it's like the top of a cat with the bottom of an old man who had too many beers   look how majestic he is though   [kasey voice] totally rocking that look   

I am nothing now/ And it’s been so long/ Since I heard a sound/ The sound of my only  h o p e. 

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beth x daryl   The Walking Dead   

ARYASNARK